The results are in..

You may or may not have voted in the poll I had running in my sidebar this last month or so. You know, the one that proved to the world just how popular I really am. Either way, the poll is now closed, and it turns out you're a fat bunch of sadists, as exemplified in this here graph I whipped up (unconventionally, but maths never was my strong suit).

Thank you to all those who voted. I'll get right on churning out those recounts of all the shit that's rained down on me in my wee lifetime, and hopefully have something up soon.