I had been planning to have written a new
blog post for you all before the New Year, but certain circumstances prevented
me from doing so – in other words, I have spent the past week or so like this:
I was sick – not seriously sick, but just
sick enough that I was confined to my bed 99% of the time due to the fact that
moving around made me feel nauseous. My stomach forgot how to effectively be a
stomach – it spent its time intermittently gurgling and squeezing up, and I had
no appetite. And it was the kind of illness that just hung on and on. I’d start
to feel better towards the evening, and with this decrease in level of
sick-feeling came an increase in hope, but by the next morning I could barely
stomach my Milo or stand up in the shower again. I’ve lost at least 2kgs since
getting sick a week ago, which I’m only today beginning to put back on.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, here’s
how I spent my New Year’s Eve:
The evening was spent lying in bed with a
cold flannel over my forehead because not only was my stomach unwell, but I’d
also developed a raging headache. I spent a few hours listening to the radio
while trying to will my headache away, and when it showed no signs of leaving,
I had an early night. I was then woken two hours later to the sound of several
loud bangs.
My initial thoughts, in my semi-conscious
state, were as follows:
But after a few seconds, I realised the
loud bangs were simply the sound of someone setting off fireworks. I checked
the time. It was 11:45PM.
Anyway, to cut a long story even shorter:
my body is shit at being a body.
Hopefully I’ll have that other post
finished and uploaded for you guys soon. In the meantime, drop a comment below
and let me know if your New Year’s Eve was better than mine. Or if you managed
to find an even suckier way to see in the New Year.
I spent my new years in a strip club being motor boated by teen mothers trying to make extra cash. It was entertaining but kind of... sad. i spent all my real money on plastic money to put in there boobies. When the fire works went off i was outside a pub trying to gain the courage to jump on two horses that had been tied up to the garden bar railings. I had a bizarre night.
ReplyDeleteBizarre, sure, but also amusing.
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