Crimbo

I have absolutely nothing witty, interesting, or even the slightest bit amusing to say about Christmas. So I drew you guys some things. I hope you like them.


First off, a drawing that I did for a friend who requested I draw Santa. I tried my best.

I also made a drawing of a pelican in a stocking, for my friend who is the co-founder of the Pelican Party.

Also included in the mix is a Christmas werecaterpillar I drew because Christmas is not Christmas without at least one Christmas werething.

And last but certainly not least, my best attempt at a unicorn, just for you. My mother said his front leg makes it look like he has polio, but that's okay, because he can shoot rainbows out his ass.

How to Become a Werecaterpillar in Four Easy Steps

Step 1: Locate a Werecaterpillar

To become a werecaterpillar yourself, you will first need to locate something that is already a werecaterpillar. For the amateur werecaterpillar-hunter, a Werecaterpillar Detector may prove useful for the successful completion of this first step. It should be noted that Step One is arguably the most important step in becoming a werecaterpillar, as without it, none of the other steps would be possible.

Step 2: Convince Werecaterpillar to Bite You

For you to become a werecaterpillar, you first need to get the werecaterpillar you found to bite you, thus passing the werecaterpillar gene into your body.

Hint: This can be difficult to accomplish. If you are having trouble convincing the werecaterpillar to bite you, it can be helpful to disguise yourself as a leaf. Leaves are the werecaterpillar’s preferred food, next to raw flesh.

Step 3: Find a Full Moon

Now that you have been infected by a werecaterpillar bite, you will need to locate a full moon in order to make the transformation from man to werecaterpillar. This step may require some patient waiting, as full moons occur on average only once a month, but you will eventually triumph.

Step 4: Transform Into a Werecaterpillar