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My mother did the poll on my blog, took a screencap and emailed it to me with the following subject line:

My Mother Said..

Today I came home from a day spent shopping for winter clothes with my grandmother. It should be noted that on outings of such description, my grandmother and I usually lunch on sushi. It should also be noted that two days ago my parents took me and my brother out for a celebratory lunch of Turkish kebabs. Tonight, over dinner, my mother and I discussed the outing. A transcript of the conversation follows:

Mother: So, did you have sushi for lunch?

Me: No.

Mother: Oh? What did you have, then?

Me: Turkish kebabs.

Mother: Did you tell [your grandmother] that you'd been out for turkish kebabs [at the same place] at the weekend?

Me: No..

Mother: Well, it is nommy.